After you've ticked St. Stephens Basilica off your tourist check box, you might be tempted to ditch the rest of the day's sightseeing and choose to spend the afternoon kicking back at this superb cafe on the Square instead. Sultry waitresses take your order, whilst studiously avoiding your attempts to flirt with them, leaving you to lounge outside on sofas amidst the palm trees. Inside the decor is so pristine that you're unsure if the paper toilet seat covers are to protect your arse from them, or them from your arse...
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